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Saturday, May 10, 2003 |
Boycotting the White House, by Lloyd Grove, The Washington Post.
Hundreds of aging Yalies from the Class of 1968 have slapped down deposits to attend a White House picnic hosted by their classmate George W. Bush on the eve of their 35-year reunion. But a few stout party poopers are taking a stand. They tell us they wouldn't be caught dead with this particular president. I'm a member of the Yale Class of '68 who won't be attending the reunion event at the White House because of revulsion towards Bush's policies, writer Jacques Leslie told us yesterday from Mill Valley, Calif. The war in Iraq was unwarranted and promoted deceptively, his environmental policies are disastrous, and his attack on legal rights and constitutional rights is frightening. I wouldn't be able to shake his hand without showing hostility. Another classmate, University of Maryland computer science professor Steve Scolnik, demanded: If Mr. Bush is such a fan of Yale, why did I not see him at the three reunions I have attended out of the four held in the last two decades? Participating in the D.C. event is acting as a prop in a reelection campaign which is already underway. Adding insult to injury, participants are required to pay at least $150 per person for that privilege. What kind of hot dogs are they serving at this picnic, anyway?
8:26:25 AM
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Finite monkeys can't produce Shakespeare
Six monkeys at the Paignton Zoo were provided with a word-processor for a month, to see if they'd produce anything like Shakespeare. No dice. Monkeys != playwrights. Remember that Apple ][+ app? "So close, so very close."
The six monkeys - Elmo, Gum, Heather, Holly, Mistletoe and Rowan - produced five pages of text which consisted mainly of the letter "s".
But towards the end of the experiment, their output slightly improved, with the letters A, J, L and M also appearing.
[http://boingboing.net/2003_05_01_archive.html#200267592]
8:11:06 AM
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