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Tuesday, May 24, 2005 |
Product music today.
Via Metafilter, I recently discovered this mind-boggling collection of IT-related corporate anthems. Corporations have used songs to rally employees for decades, of course. Many companies (especially department stores and railroad companies) had in-house musical groups in the 1920s... and industrial musicals were the rage among managers, who used them to recruit and motivate employees in the 1950s and 1960s. But who knew companies still made promo music?!
Granted, a solid percentage of these songs weren't actually sanctioned by management, or at least not with any degree of seriousness. "At Honeywell Our Quest Is Quality," for example, was written by an enthusiastic employee in the early 1990s. And the wretched, Philips-themed remake of John Miles' 1976 hit "Music"--which simply replaces the word music whereever it appears with "Philips" (as in "Philips was my first love / And it will be my last / Philips is my future / And it will ever last")--is probably a fake.
But some of them were indeed created for corporate events and miscellaneous rabble-rousing. Of these, the ones I found entertaining are Hewlett-Packard's ode to its fallen email program, OpenMail; Richard Stallman's "Free Software Song" (which uses the melody of a Bulgarian dance tune), "Come on Board with BlackBerry" (performed calypso-style to the tune of "Love Boat"). Many of these songs, like the Starbucks number we posted earlier, are based on awful pop hits that they manage to make awful-er. (Hmm, wonder if they got permission...)
[Stay Free! Daily]
6:59:06 PM
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Cringely:
Did We Say "Ultimate"? We Meant Ultraeasy: Microsoft recently
sponsored an online contest where IT pros from 20 European countries
could answer security-related questions and compete for a free trip to
a tech conference in Amsterdam, the Netherlands. Microsoft called it
"the ultimate IT security
arena," but that was perhaps putting it a bit too strongly.
Test-takers quickly figured out that by hitting their browser's back
button they could resubmit answers until they got the right one, or
simply pile on points well beyond the daily maximum. After three days,
Microsoft's "Gatekeeper" crew shut down the game, vowing to return once
they'd finished wiping the
egg off their faces.
9:04:58 AM
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Preliminary work, but merits further investigation, it seems to me: What Women Want. The gender gap at work isn't due to women's insecurities about their abilities. It's due to different appetites for competition. By JOHN TIERNEY. [NYT > Opinion]
7:32:39 AM
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- The College Dropout Boom. College dropouts make up one of the largest and fastest-growing groups of young adults in America. Most, like Andy Blevins, come from poor and working-class families. By DAVID LEONHARDT.
- No Degree, and No Way Back to the Middle. When Jeff Martinelli and Mark McClellan lost their jobs, they found that the market did not value their factory skills nearly as much as it did four years of college. By TIMOTHY EGAN.
[NYT > Business]
7:28:02 AM
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BitTorrent Creator to Launch Search Engine.
Yahoo is carrying the story about new Bram Cohen's project - search engine (for torrents):
"The goal is to get every single torrent on the Internet indexed," Cohen said.
I've have nominated Cohen for the Pioneer Award this year, but ... So, I use this opportunity to nominate him for 2006 Award.
[unmediated]
7:20:39 AM
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