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How Long Can They Keep the Lid On? © 2002, John H. Farr
Our fearless leader "deplores" the nightclub bombing on the island of Bali but hasn't said a thing about the loss of 90,000 jobs in Santa Clara County (Silicon Valley), for instance. Now, I don't know about where you live, but anywhere I've ever been, if 90,000 of my neighbors had lost their jobs, that would be all we talked about. This is really weird. I just don't understand why there aren't riots in the streets.
For example: I just posted an article at Applelinks about how commercial real estate vacancies in the D.C. high-tech corridor west of the Beltway are over 30 percent in some areas -- plus, the buildings were constructed specifically for telecom use and can't be used for anything else, hahaha. Wouldn't you like to figure that one out? In the Silver Lining Department, I just heard that Merrill-Lynch is firing 300 investment bankers. Maybe they can go to the Bay Area and do volunteer work.
Meanwhile, let's conquer Iraq, woo-hoo! -- only watch out that Afghanistan doesn't boil over. Witness this bit from today's ABCNews.com concerning weekend attacks on U.S. troops:
"Attackers typically use timers or remote control to launch rockets at U.S. bases in Afghanistan, and troops rarely find the people responsible... 'Unfortunately, we haven't been able to engage the enemy directly,' [a U.S. military spokesman] said. 'The enemy has been pretty stealthy; they don't come out and show themselves.'
Some timers are as simple as a punctured water can filled with water. As the water runs out, it completes an electrical circuit and launches the rocket."
I'm showing my age to say this, but that sounds an awful lot like the kinds of things we heard almost 40 years ago about a smaller, wetter country farther east of the Khyber Pass. And guys using leaky buckets to time rocket launchers have got to be awfully determined sumbitches and lousy neighbors to boot.
Maybe everything is a pop quiz from God: "What's wrong with this picture?"
"WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush said Monday there is "a pattern of attack" by al-Qaida terrorists in Kuwait, Indonesia and Yemen, raising concerns that Osama bin Laden's troops are on the move again and could strike the United States."
Bin Laden's TROOPS? "On the move again"? Oh please. What on earth is he talking about, a fleet of dhows anchored in the Potomac launching smallpox-infected model airplanes? [FarrFeed] [dws.]
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