Oh, yeah, that's right, I said "club": Went out to Nevada Bob's today to buy a golf glove. Announced this to my wife. When I returned my wife said: "What kind of club did you get?" A missed opportunity. [Golf for cats]
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My wife and I disagree on the subject of mosquitos, especially now with this West Nile Virus all over the place. She's a Buddhist and therefore will not kill anything on purpose, I don't know what I believe when it comes to religions, traditions, etc., but I do know that the bugs who try to bite me don't have much of a chance when there are no Buddhists around me.