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Hate it! Happens all the time and it's a clear sign of how far you are from just doing the dishes. It's nearly impossible to shower without thinking about something - font styles, Iraq, scripting, lyrics, relationships, windshield washer fluid, MP3 singles and oh-so-much-more. All of which invariably leads to that one question: did I already wash my hair?

Shampoo Redux: Standing on the bath mat, having just toweled down, you realize your hair is full of shampoo.