"That having been said, I'm happy to announce that I'm going into the certification business. If anyone cares to send me $500 and copies of their alphanumeric passwords, I'll return to them a diploma conferring on them the title "Certified Strong Password-Using Professional" (CSPUP) that's good for four years from the date on their check or money order."

Richard Forno on the paradox of rising marketplace values of increasingly useless Info Security certifications.

[via ISN]