Got this off the politech list (This is Humor)
BAGHDAD (Routers) -- A team of
Coalition legislators, lawyers, prosecutors, and judges has been air-dropped into
Firbol Square to take
charge of Saddam's statue's head and to prepare Iraqi
democracy for the post-liberation
era.
Copies of the suggested model legislation
were distributed to reporters
outside the Tel Aviv Hotel (formerly the Palestine
Hotel). Copies were made on French copiers looted from the
Ministry of Information.
Some of the items in the model legislation
include:
* passage of the "Iraqi PATRIOT
Act." This Act would ban speech deemed harmful to the nation, would
allow jailing of material witnesses and other illegal combatants
without charges, would declare Islam to be a terror-related cult, and
would basically be much more efficient than the primitive tools
used by Saddam.
* establishment of a dual-party system and
the lobbyists and graft collectors necessary to make such a
system work. The names of the parties have not been finalized,
but at least one of them will likely be called "The
Republican Guard."
* a change in the name of the Ministry of
Information to "Department of Homeland Security." It
is suggested that the current Minister of Information, aka
Baghdad Bob, be named Secretary of Homeland
Security.
* restrictions on terrorist use of
cryptography (in other words, use of cryptography by
non-governmental bodies).
* a national ID system based on the system
in use in Coalition countries
* an extensive system of surveillance
cameras similar to the one deployed in the United Kingdom, a
Coalition principal
* a recommendation that Al-Jazeera and
Al-Arabia reporters face charges of sedition for illegally
reporting events not intended to be
reported
* strong new restrictions on pornography,
smut, and hate speech
* a nationwide smoking
ban
[rest of model legislation at
www.coalition.gov/ourplan
5:31:19 PM 
