She's Actual Size, Nationwide, Believe
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Monday, December 16, 2002

 

So “All” detergent has these commercials I like a lot. The setup is an English butler cleaning a cluttered, modern-looking apartment and speaking directly to the camera about his supermodel employer and how she thinks that just because something’s expensive, it’s good.

 

(It turns out the guy is a real-life British butler working in Los Angeles.)

 

Then he says the line: “Not being nouveau riche myself, I use All.”

 

I love that line. It really appeals to my sense that money does not equal class or respectability, a concept we tend to forget here in the US.

 

However, the newer commercial has the butler cleaning around the sleeping supermodel talking about how she gets $20,000 a day. Then he says, “Not being a twenty-thousand-a-day man myself...” I was disappointed. It wasn’t nearly as hard-hitting as the first one.

 

I wonder: has the parvenu demographic been complaining?

 

Dear All Detergent:

 

I was appalled by how your most recent ad campaign openly denigrates the nouveau riche. Having nothing better to do other then shop, drink, and watch TV all day, I see a lot of commercials, and I have instructed my maid Ophelia to under no circumstances buy anything your company manufactures. I told all the other women at the day spa to tell their maids to do the same.

 

Sincerely,

 

Madeline Sherridan, nee Shirline Lutz


7:26:26 AM    




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