Re: Top Ten List
Top Ten Excuses from The Man for Keeping Me Down in 2002
10) “I’m sorry, you’re not on the list.”
9) “We have a dress code.”
8) “We close promptly at 10.”
7) “We require reservations on weekends.”
6) “The course is reserved for members on Wednesdays.”
5) “We are assisting other customers at this time. Please stay on the line.”
4) “We must protect the intellectual property rights of the artists.”
3) “If we promote you, the staff will be too senior and we’ll have to raise our rates.”
2) “Profits are down due to the sluggish economy.”
1) “Homeland Security.”
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