Re: Tips for New Year’s Partying
Still recovering from New Year's. Lessons learned:
1) Ladies should wear something backless and/or strapless. It makes cleaning up the drinks that will inevitably be spilled down your back easier.
2) Meet the hotties you catch checking you out at the VIP tables as soon as possible. If you put it off, they’ll have already hooked up and you’ll be stuck spending all your time trying to get rid of the omnipresent accountant from Silver Spring, MD with the roaming hands.
3) Perfect that fake, plausible-yet-regionally-ambiguous accent. Europeans can get away with anything at an American party.
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