Re: Another travel tip from your friends at SASNB
Ladies, do not under any circumstances wear an underwire bra when traveling by air.
When that wand picks up the metal in your bra, it basically gives the TSA license to feel you up. I had this happen at both JFK and Chicago. While they didn't give me the option of a private search, they did have the decency to bring in a female officer.
Also, I had a big, goofy guy who obviously doesn't have any women in his life search my purse, pull out femine protection products, and ask what they were in full view of every business traveler in Spokane.
Kind of makes you proud to be an American, doesn't it?
(Oh, and don't bother protesting or arguing with them. Any sign of "non-compliance" and, if they're feeling generous, they'll throw you out of the airport. If not, they will throw you in jail. They have the power to do that.)
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