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Wednesday, July 30, 2003


Re: Grapes

What the hell is it with grapes these days?

You either get a sprig with, like, three on it, or the whole damn bunch. The everyone goes, "Heeey, you're taking all the grapes!" and you're like, "I only wanted a few, but I like, got the whole thing!"

And scissors are no help anymore. A few years ago, you got grapes with little auxilliary sprigs off the main bunch, and you could break them off as needed. But now, they have these Supergrape varieties where the grapes are so packed onto the bunch that there's no way to even get to a stem to cut a part off. You have to wedge them off individually like kernels of corn.

Grapes piss me off.


9:48:42 AM    



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