OJ, Your Country Needs You
With all the recent media inundation of 9/11 and plans to overthrow Saddam Hussein it's become clear to me that what this country needs is a good old fashion domestic scandal. I would like to take this opportunity to ask OJ Simpson to please murder someone - and quick. I don't really care who he murders, just as long as it makes headlines. Your country is counting on you Juice. Don't let us down.
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