Mr. Lopez
 "Matt man, I like love Jen dude."
"Dude, not good. She's like, not 'A-list material.'" 
 "But that ass man, it's so big dude, like wow -- exotic."
"Snap out of it man, like get back with Gwyneth." 
 "So not cool, you're just like the man, holding me down."
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