George Bailey Never Had This Problem
* Allow me to sincerely apologize to those of other faiths for this non-inclusive holiday greeting. Some of my best friends are not Christians or Catholics, I swear. Really. Ok, let me rephrase then. Um -- Happy Hanukah, er, is it Chanukah? Have a joyous Kwanza. May Allah bless you on this peaceful Ramadan (oh no, didn't that pass already?). Wait, atheists and agnostics will be offended by all this religious talk, grrr. Ok, ok, Happy Holidays everybody. Ouch, would it still be "the holidays" at all if you have no faith? Christ, oops, I didn't say Christ, scratch that. Aww fuck this, my Christmas is shot now. Have a nice day.
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