Tuesday, January 21, 2003

Worst. Casting. Ever. Just when you thought X-Men broke Marvel's curse of shitty comic book adaptations, along comes Daredevil.   Someone please tell me who's bright idea it was to cast Ben Affleck as Matt Murdock? I mean come on, even Matt Damon would have been a better pick then Mr. Lopez. First they cast him as Jack Ryan in The Sum of All Fears, now this. He is quickly becoming the king of the miscast.   Michael Clarke Duncan as The Kingpin??? Hell, why not cast Leonardo DiCaprio as The Black Panther if we are not concerned with getting the color right. I guess as long as he has a bald head that's good enough?   I honestly have no clue who Jennifer Garner is. She is playing Elektra. Being I don't know who she is I can't really object. All I know is that Elektra is a bad-ass. Jennifer Garner better be bad-ass not ass-bad.   The cast also includes Coolio (why can't rappers EVER use their real fucking names in films), Jon Favreau (The pussy in Swingers), and Joe Pantoliano (The Sopranos). Sounds like it's going to be a winner *rolleyes* Way to whore out our childhood memories Marvel. I'll pass. Bring on The Hulk. 4:35:04 PM

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