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  Thursday, October 3, 2002


This Is The World's Funniest Joke?
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: 'My friend is dead! What can I do?'
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: 'Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: 'OK, now what?'

Surely there are funnier jokes than that.


9:11:44 PM     What do you think? ()

Does This Headline Sound Like All of Those "George Bush Didn't Actually Make a Fool of Himself" Stories That We Got After the 2000 Debates?


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Is This The Rightward Swing I Was Expecting?

On the heels of introducing legislation to make smoking illegal in all bars and restaurants, New York's Mayor Mike Bloomberg continues to make my life better:

Yesterday, Mayor Bloomberg announced a program to tackle the quality-of-life problem most vexing to New York City residents--barking dogs, screeching car alarms, hideous music blaring from cars and drunken bar patrons who share their feelings with everyone on a block at 3 a.m.

I feel nothing but gratitude toward the mayor, as if he were the father figure I've always missed. Though not the most hazardous feature of life in New York, over time, noise can wear away your sanity, leading progressively from fantasies of mayhem and murder to psycho-therapy and on to anti-depressants. I only wish that this intiative was started before my own journey culminated in the expenditure of hundreds of thousands of dollars on a quiet apartment. And it wouldn't hurt if it had a less ominous name than "Operation Silent Night."


8:54:16 PM     What do you think? ()

Can I Write Like Robert X. Cringely?

Suddenly, the digital rights management debate has become clear to me. Not surprisingly, at its core is a knotted conflation of several ideas and concepts, and I don't think that conflation is accidental. Let me start by clarifying something. Artists, record companies, movie studios, and broadcasters actually play a number of roles in their effort to supply you with arts and entertainment, and those roles fall into three distinct categories: creation, manufacture, and distribution. Creation is writing and recording music or shooting a movie or television show; manufacture is pressing records, CDs, and DVDs and producing the attendant packaging; and distribution is shipping media to stores, showing movies in theaters, or broadcasting television shows.

Some of these functions are worth a great deal to most consumers. They would be happy to pay musicians for writing and recording music, to pay bandwidth providers for the digital distribution of entertainment to their homes, or to pay movie theaters for the provision of a large screen on which to watch movies. But many of these functions are worthless to a growing number of consumers. They would rather not pay for the manufacture of jewel cases and cellophane, the promotion of boy bands and summer blockbusters, or the broadcast infrastructure of commercial networks. Each consumer will have their own list of what they would pay for and what they would rather not pay for.

However, the entertainment conglomerates are engaged in the classic strategy of bundling. As a result, consumers are unable to buy, say, the right to listen to a recording and the bandwidth to have that recording delivered to their homes without also paying for the jewel case, cellophane, and promotion. That is, listeners can't pay three or four dollars for the right to hear an album whenever they want--they have to pay fifteen or twenty dollars for the CD, packaging, and travel and entertainment expenses for record company executives. This is a business model, and there's no reason that it shouldn't be allowed to compete against other business models in the marketplace. And that's exactly what would be happening if the record industry weren't a collusive oligopoly seeking to protect its business model with legislation rather than economic logic.

All of the arguments about fair use, encryption, etc. are a distraction from the entertainment congolomerates' attempt to subtly convince the public that their business model is the only way by which entertainment can legally be produced and distributed (for instance, that it's not legally possible to compensate creators without paying manufacturers and distributors). Their opponents who seek methods to circumvent the laws are only helping to reinforce that view of the world. Rather than ceding the realm within the law to the conglomerates (who really don't belong there), they should instead be focusing on shaping that realm and advancing other viable business models within it.


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Didn't Hitler Do Something Like This?


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