Those wacky Google translations: One of the items in my referral list today is a Spanish translation of an older page from this weblog. The results of the translation are... droll. Allow me to demonstrate:

Original

If you haven't seen Cowboy Bebop yet, you're missing on the thinking person's anime (no irony intended). Today the Cartoon Network dedicates its complete Adult Swim block to six episodes of the show, back to back, so I heavily suggest watching. OK: 3, 2... Let's jam!

Translation

Si usted no ha visto a vaquero Bebop todavía, usted falta en el anime de la persona de pensamiento (ninguna ironía prevista). La red de la historieta dedica hoy su bloque completo de la nadada del adulto a seis episodios de la demostración, de nuevo a la parte posteriora, así que sugiero pesadamente mirar. AUTORIZACIÓN: ¡3, 2... vamos atorar!

Which means

If you haven't seen Bebop cowboy yet, you are missing in the anime of the person of thought (no irony expected). The net of the comic dedicates today its complete block of the swim of the adult to six episodes of the demonstration, again to the rear part, so I weightly suggest looking. AUTORIZATION: 3, 2... come on jam!

Another one:

Original

Fire-breathing dragons menace postapocalyptic society in the director Rob Bowman's fantasy-adventure romp. The film stars a buff-beyond-belief Matthew McConaughey and the hunky Christian Bale, who participate in some spectacular lizard-slaying stunts. The sets and costumes recall the "Road Warrior" series, and Bowman shamelessly encourages a scenery-chewing hysteria in his leads. Mesmerizing junk.—Bruce Diones

Translation

sociedad postapocalyptic de Fuego-respiracio'n de la amenaza de los dragones en el jugueteo de la fantasi'a-aventura del Bowman del director robo. Los actores de cine una pulimentar-ma's alla'-creencia Matthew McConaughey y la bala cristiana hunky, que participan en algunos trucos espectaculares del lagarto-slaying. Los sistemas y los trajes recuerdan "la serie del guerrero de camino", y Bowman anima desvergonzadamente una histeria de paisaje-masticacio'n en sus plomos. Chatarra de Mesmerizing. - - Bruce Diones

Which means

postapocalyptic society of breathing-Fire of the dragons' threat in the toying of the Bowman's fantasy-adventure from the director steal. The movie actors one polish-beyond-belief Matthew McConaughey and the hunky christian bullet, who participate in some spectacular tricks of the lizard-slaying. The systems and suits remember "the series of the warrior of the road," and Bowman unashamedly encourages a landscape-chewing hysteria in his sinkers. Mesmerizing's junk. - - Bruce Diones

Never use Google to find out how to ask for a beer in a cantina South of the border. You might get something that could get you killed.