Good jokes are the strongest memes: Yes! Slate's "Ad Report Card" shares my sense of humor!

...Perhaps a meat product that is scrambled and pummeled by industrial processes into a brazenly inorganic geometric shape once seemed futuristic and exciting. But like a lot of things that once seemed futuristic and exciting, Spam now seems funny and maybe a little creepy. You can't help but imagine a big vat of, I don't know, whipped pig, being poured into those cans. It doesn't make you think of ham, it makes you think of Soylent Green...

Yo, David! Be careful with the suff, man. "¡El Spam es gente! ¡El Spam es gente!"

Andrew Bayer is sweating the little stuff: "...every day, at least one person ends up [in Andrew's weblog] from one of two queries that I just don't get: 'rape porn' or 'prince harry shirtless'. Have I ever talked about either subject? I can't remember having done so — anyone else?"

Just to help Andrew keep the unease at bay (and demonstrate the appropriate way to use the Web), here are the offending entries in his weblog:

• rape porn: Andrew chimes in on a Plastic discussion about the increasing amount of spam offering such... hum, "unusual" titillation.
• prince harry shirtless: This one is just a coincidence; in the same page he mentioned the Prince and a shirtless pair of baseball nutsos.

Ta-daa!

And Mr. Bayer applauds this service!

"Aha! There's an answer!"

You should note: since I quoted Andrew (and by that I mean put him into quotes) instead of "blockquoting" him (those who know their HTML understand) I edited his entry to look all nice and bland. This kind of manipulation is what makes my day shine bright.