Taken In By Jason Snell December 9, 2002
Leslie Bohem Presents Taken just doesn't have the same ring.
Let's try this again: Steven Spielberg Presents Taken, the miniseries that ended yesterday on Sci Fi, was the network's shot at an epic storyline. I guess that, in some way, it attempted to be the Underwold of alien abductions, beginning with WWII foo fighters and the Roswell event, and finding its way up to current times (where, if we accept the miniseries' outlook, the whole abductee movement is still going strong... in a fringe kind of way).
But... well, let me crib a phrase from James Wood's review of Underworld: "it is at once distractingly centrifugal and dogmatically centripetal: its many characters dissolve an intensity that the [story] insists on repeating and repeating": though the whole arc is supposed to offer an explanation for why aliens would have come to this mudball Earth and begun beaming up credulous twits, in the end it all comes back to family; specifically, the three families who are to blame for 60 years of UFO crypto-history.
I could go back to the Sci Fi website and check the names of the characters but, why bother? What you need to know is as follows:
- The patriarch of one of these families is in the military and is responsible for involving the government in this whole deal; everyone in his family is so bent on learning the truth about the flying saucers that the unit goes disfunctional: a lot of crying about "dad didn't care for me."
- The patriarch of the second family is the beginning of the whole thing. He's a WWII veteran and frequent abductee whose lid flips due to the recurring intrusion of the little gray men. As it turns out, that's a hereditary malady, and every generation undergoes the same thing: a lot of crying about "dad was a disturbed person and it rubbed on me."
- The matriarch of the third family gives some nookie to an alien (kinky!) and gives birth to a half-breed. Of course, being the child of an alien brings a lot of unwanted attention from creepy types, so the kid must be hid far from his family for everyone's sake: a lot of crying about "I want my mommy."
Bleah. The only times Taken hit the right notes was when it aimed to X-Files-type eerienes. That's what the fourth episode had going for it, with a mystery set in Alaska involving an Eskimo-tomb dig, a mummy that seems to walk away after being left alone, and a limping hermit in the woods the whole town seems to know about but keeps quiet.
And that may be whole thing's greatest weakness: it's derivative of something that has been done better before. This time, I'm with the skeptics.
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