Who is Secret O'Shamrock?

She's the mastermind behind I am Secret O'Shamrock, natch.

Indeed. But... Who is Secret O'Shamrock?

What's this, a sound loop or something? I already told you—

Yes yes yes, but you don't understand my question.

OK, explain.

What I want to know is... Who—

Shut up. It's a pseudonym for the girl, awright? A, if you pardon my French, nom de plume, dickwit.

Yeah, but why? Why go under an assumed name?

You tell. After all, your name isn't "Charly Z", is it?

Maybe not. But it's not as if I'm hiding myself.

Ho-ho. Do elaborate, please.

Well, Charly is a nickname, based on my given name. And Z is my last name's initial. There. See? It's not like I'm hiding myself under a suave, made-up persona.

Hmm... But why not use your given name, then?

I'm trying to avoid Google searches.

Ah! You know, there's a contradiction there in your explanation, but perhaps now you understand why "Secrect O'Shamrock," non?

I guess so... But—

But?

But who is—