OK, i said i quit but here's one more blog. It has nothing to do with sex, drugs, rock'n'roll, brittany spears or kobe bryant. (those are things that get people to read blogs i guess). Nope. This is just a letter to Karl Rove.
.Mr Rove,
Congratulations Karl, things are going just swimmingly on the media front. Employing your own journalists and news broadcasters was a flash of brilliance. Keeping sixty six percent of the American public in the dark is no mean feat. Well done
I figured I’d write directly to you Karl (there’s no point having someone read this to little Georgie). It’s time you got a little more credit and appreciation. It must irk you sometimes to have to sit in the background while your little mannequins Bush and Rumsfield mouth your words and get all the attention. But don’t worry Karl there are a bunch of us who know you’re really the one running things, so just hang in there.
Karl, if you can swing that new UN sanction deal then you’ve really proved yourself a champion. If those wimps agree to an American run UN coalition, after you rubbed their “old Europe” noses in their greasy potatoes and bratwurst there’s no telling how far we can go.
I like how you took those ideas from that Milo Mindermender guy in Catch 22 and really put them to use. Hell both sides of every war going on have to buy stuff from our conglomerates. Nice going.
Just a few things Karl:
How are we going to hide all those wounded guys and amputees returning from our wars?
Do you think we could get the big guys ( Haliburton and those other guys) to sponsor their own army divisions?
Maybe this isn’t a good time to call those European guys “chocolate makers”.
How are you going to cancel the next elections?
An admiring fan…tom coombs
9:19:36 AM 
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