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Wednesday, August 27, 2003


Boy Repels Boy

More dispatches from the worst show on television. I know it's is not worth commenting on, I can't stop myself. Please don't try to stop me.

It finally produced some belly laughs this time, when the contestants finally expressed exasperation at Prince UnCharming. Last big date for each of them, and PUC is still insisting on interviewing them instead of emoting. (It's not until the latter half of the final date of the series where he actually attends one of his dates emotionally.)

After yet another litany, Prince UC entreats Brian to "Tell me a secret about yourself." "Do you have, like, a script over there?" he asks.

The little woos Franklin saves his annoyance for the post-date interview, or at least it's presented that way. At least Wes has the balls to say he doesn't really want to discuss his ex-boyfriend on their date, which frustrates Prince UC, who later informs us knowingly that he find this reluctance "kinda wierd."

Kinda wierd? Who picked this guy? Has he ever been on a date?

The funniest moment came right after Brian's script crack, when when the editors cut to voiceover of PUC saying, "I went into detective mode with everybody." They're going for irony, right? Tell me they're going for irony. I don't think they're going for irony. (If you've never seen the show, the irony is that the PUC is the Inspector Clouseau of reality-TV bachelors.)

Especially coming on the heals of his previous date, where he informed us that his big chance to discover if Franklin was the straight gay would come at the moment of the good-night standoff--and then PUC made no attempt to kiss him.

Next howler camd late on the final date, when PUC got very comforatable with the other airhead, Wes, and revealed a stunning secret: "In real life, I don't wear my heart on my sleeve." No shit!

Oh, I just had a really sad thought. Maybe this robot-performance on the show has been his version of emoting. Maybe he doesn't have any human qualities in real life. Wow. Did they think to interview this guy before they picked him, or did they just pluck him out of a stack of headshots?

It is fitting that the two airheads appear to have found the strongest attraction. (Insatiable enough to erupt into a half-second peck at the climax of their date. That's how riveting this show gets, when it's not plunging us into deep psychological probing like, "Who was the first person you dated?"--helpfully spelled out in subtitles, just in case we missed a word of it.)

Wes is a little drama queen who riveted his competitors after his date by describing the same damn pool much of the show has been set beside as "out of control," because the producers had added a bunch of candles for their cheap take-out meal. "And my face was like this," he says, and strikes his most dramatic jaw-drop, eye-bulge. Imagine his reaction next week, when they expose him to electricity.

The only thing rivaling the casting on this show was the editing. My favorite choice was the presentation of a minor little fire, which gathered strength very gradually, on camera, with the full knowledge of the contestants who discussed its progress at length. A stack of cheap tea candles packed end to end in an artless poolside display that left Wes "in awe" eventually merged and flared up, sending some wax flying, threatening, perhaps to set the stone deck or the water on fire, and the drama queen depicted it for the rest of the show as Indiana Jones scrambling for the arc of the covenant. Some editor then chose to match a shot of one lone production hand calmly dousing the candles with a twelve-inch fire extinguisher, looking rather bored, with a voice over of Wes describing "pure chaos."

Here's my theory: One witty editor on the whole pathetic staff has discovered to his dismay who he has signed on with, is appalled by the footage and sees no way out except to amuse himself sneaking in these hysterical ironies, secure in the knowledge that his employers are too stupid to catch on.

And then the show ends, building to the exciting conclusion of . . . nothing. No one eliminated, no news, no twist, just the end of the interminable hour. It's just that kind of show.


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Fuller New Hampshire picture from Zogy

The NYT previewed a bit of today's Zogby New Hampshire poll last night, but the full results are out now.

Gotta love this AP lead:

WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Howard Dean has jumped out to a commanding 21-point lead over rival John Kerry in the latest New Hampshire poll.

Full ranking (with Feb numbers in parentheses, where provided):

  • Dean 38% (13%)
  • Kerry 17% (26%)
  • Gephardt 6% (11%)
  • Lieberman 6%
  • Edwards 4% (Edwards also is airing ads in New Hampshire, AP pointed out)
  • Clark 2% (and unannounced)
  • Graham 1%
  • Kucinich 1%
  • Moseley Braun 0%
  • Sharpton 0%
  • Undecided 23% (29%)

More from AP:

Pollster John Zogby said Dean's support was in all regions of the state, among men and women, Democrats and independents, liberals and moderates. Dean took support from Rep. Dick Gephardt of Missouri and from undecided voters. [In the latest period.]

"His support is really across the board," Zogby said of the former Vermont governor.


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Zogby puts Dean WAY out ahead in New Hampshire

The NYT has big news buried in its big Dean story for Wednesday morning's paper. (It's a heavily updated/rewritten version of the story they first posted 12 hours ago, and analyzed here. Update: the story ran page 1, above the fold.)

Halfway through the story, In a Long Presidential Race, Dean Sprints, they drop this bombshell:

Zogby International, an independent firm, is scheduled to release Wednesday a poll showing Dr. Dean leading in New Hampshire with 38 percent of the vote to 17 percent for Senator John Kerry; in early July Senator Kerry had 25 percent to Dr. Dean's 22 percent. The poll has a margin of sampling error of 4.5 percentage points.

Assuming Kerry is still second (the above is all the info they provide), that makes Dean more than double his closest competition. And gaining fast. And in Kerry's must-win backyard. (Dean's backyard, too, but as pointed out repeatedly here, Kerry is much better known in NH, because of years of Boston TV commercials beaming into most NH homes.)

The Kerry camp must be in tears. If he loses this, he's out. (He's doing lousy in Iowa, hoping for third at best. Then he fails again in the state where he had a huge advantage? That would be the end of him.) Of course there's still many months to reclaim NH, but on what basis can he expect that to happen? He's either got to do something very different, or Dean has to shoot himself in the foot.

But Gephardt can't be thrilled either. The more solid NH grows, the more energy Dean will devote to Iowa--and also to the six round-two state where Dean announced the early TV-buy late last night. (Sounds like the Dean people got a whiff of these numbers, and realized they had room to go wider nationally.)

The press has been so negative about Dean (compared to the enthusiasm in the electorate), so it's odd that they have largely failed to harp on one very legitimate hole in his primary strategy: those awful Round 2 contests a week after NH, in six mostly-southern states. That could be a real challenge for Dean, but pulling into a lead this big in NH may allow him to devote the resources he needs there.

It's just no good getting behind in a presidential race, is it? The further behind you fall, the more openings you give your opponent to grab more market share elsewhere. One thing you can say about Dean's chances against Bush: he has one wily campaign staff. Joe Trippi is looking more and more like a genius every passing day.

If you're wondering why the poll numbers are rising so fast, check out the enthusiasm among ordinary supporters at the Dean blog (pick any topic and dive into the comments thread), or read the third paragraph of the Times piece:

The staggering, seemingly spontaneous crowds turning up to meet him — about 10,000 in Seattle on Sunday and a similar number in Bryant Park in Manhattan last night — are unheard of in the days of the race when most candidates concentrate on the early-voting states of Iowa and New Hampshire and would seem formidable even in October 2004.

But of course the Times story turns negative--not wisely negative, but idiotically negative--several times later on. I tackle that here.


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Not just naysaying, the same tired, discredited beltway naysaying

The big Wednesday Times piece (page 1, above the fold) starts off strong, but then descends into the standard beltway naysaying.

Now of course some naysaying is called for, but with the Dean campaign, it has tended to be the most idiotic hectoring. (And each week that goes by, they realize the stupidity of some of their earlier claims and quit making them, but they still keep coming up with other old-school crap to throw at him.) 

First, though, Times journo Jodi Wilgoren makes nails one important criticism. All-white crowds. That's for sure. But isn't the same true of all the white candidates? I don't think anyone has reached that community yet, except Sharpton and Mosely Braun, so it's not like it was to be expected. It's still a problem, but Dean seems to be ahead of his white peers. He hired Mosely Braun's campaign manager a few weeks ago among moves to work on that missing element.

She also talks about "Birkenstock liberals" and "aging flower children and the tongue-studded next generation." I'm not sure what to make of that: lazy? Dishonest? Looking for something and finding it? She may have seen that at a rally or two--I don't know, because I wasn't there. But I have been to meetups, and been online for months now, and read lots of accounts from people I trust, like my editor Joan Walsh at Salon, and we are not seeing that. I am seeing a very white crowd, that's for sure, but a diverse lot within that.

But she really makes a fool of herself with this pathetic attempt at "balance":

It remains unclear how such untraditional rallies will translate into the nuts-and-bolts of nominations like endorsements, voter registration, fund-raising and debates. The campaign also may have trouble keeping people interested and preventing its events in coming weeks from seeming mundane.

Who says those things are the elements essential to win a nomination? Pick it apart and you see it's pretty much BS. Let's take the four "nuts-and-bolts of nominations" one by one: 1) endorsements: those have been fading for decades--does anyone think they're significant anymore? 2) voter registration: what? in a primary? Aside from specialty campaigns like Jesse Jackson, those aren't a traditional primary vehicle. (Does she mean get-out-the-vote? In that case, Dean already has an army of volunteers dwarfing the competition.) 3) fund-raising: she reports in the very piece that Dean raised a million dollars during the 4-day swing, in a slow summer period where his biggest competitors are expected to raise maybe 5-10 in the entire quarter. And Dean has been blowing away the competition in fundraising. This really undercuts her case. 4) Debates. Yes, rallies like this have nothing to do with debate performance. Of course not. Neither do any other tactics. What the hell has that got to do with anything? (And Dean must be impressing someone in the debates, because he has done a ton of them and his numbers keep rising.)

What a bunch of hot air.

It's also ironic that she talks about the danger of struggling to keep people interested. That's exactly what has been so unusual about the Dean campaign. Joe Trippi said early on that all successful campaigns energize lots of people early, but then have nothing for them to do for months, and the people wander away. He said back in the spring that he was going to look for creative ways to engage them, and he has.

A candidate can only swing through each town once or twice a quarter if they're lucky (aside from a few key spots like NH & IA), but Dean supporters gather each month at the meetups to organize and energize themselves. They don't need the candidate there to keep busy. They are doing creative things like writing letters to IA and NH voters, organizing college groups, senior groups, professional groups . . . They're volunteering for public service work in groups, walking in AIDS Walks, marching in gay pride parades . . . (those last two I'm aware of because it's my own demo, but they're all over the place.)

This is the very campaign that has finally made it a priority to harness all that volunteer energy and it's working. How embarrassing to hear her worry about the very thing Trippi is revolutionizing. She must not have been on this story for long.

I do see her larger point about not hitting all the traditional routes like endorsements and labor support, but those are all in decline, and Dean seems to be running second to Gephardt with most of the unions. (And Gephardt is not going to get elected president based on union support. When was the last time that happened?)

But it's so typical of journos to be mired in the past. She sees all the past tactics and can't figure out that someone is actually making a lot of those work, but adding an arsenal of powerful new weapons to his armory. Get your heads out of the sand, journos. It's emabarassing to be affiliated with a profession that tends to be among the most backward-thinking in the country. It's really kind of sad.

I was going to end it here, but I couldn't help wondering why the shallowness of the naysaying. For God's sake, punch some real holes in the Dean campaign. Of course they're doing things wrong, but you're not hitting many of them. Why?

I think the bulk of the press corps is just baffled by the Dean phenom, just can't come close to figuring it out. They know there's a downside here--of course there is--but they can't even figure out what's making the Dean machine run, so how could they comprehend what's wrong with it? So they look at what would be wrong with it if it were Dick Gephardt's campaign and they print that. And they look ridiculous.

Now let's get to the dirty little secret of American Journalism. Journos like to think they're liberal, but they're really traditionalists at heart. And mostly an uncreative lot. And not very deep thinkers. Not dumb by any means, but not a lot of Einsteins in the field either. I went to school with journos and most of the creative ones left the field either before graduation or within ten years after. And then I came back 20 years later, and boy is there a lack of creativity. (In the newspapers and TV, at least. In magazines, and of course books, there is hope. But they're not setting much of the political-coverage agenda.)

There's just very little room for creativity in the daily or even weekly journ field. You churn out stories day after day along the same basic template . . . Uncreative work for mostly uncreative minds. There are some creative ones that stay, but for the most part, their thinking tends to be as mundane as their writing. 

They have this set of rules, this little roadmap the campaign is going to follow, these steps that will propel someone to the nomination, and they just expect each successful candidate to follow it. And their pretty little heads just can't figure out what to do when one or two of the candidates don't.

The sad part is someone nearly always breaks the rules. The journos almost always get it dead wrong, yet they return to their stupid playbook year after year anyway, with slight modifications to account for the changes that took them by surprise last time. (And they heckle the generals for always fighting the last war. Can you say projection?)

But once in a great while, someone really changes the rules. Then they're really clueless. Then is now, and it's embarrassing to watch them. Dean is a true phenom, which may or may not burn itself out. Of course he may come crashing down. The momentum is solidly behind him now, but there is no guarantee it won't flame itself out three weeks from now. But regardless of whether he succeeds, his (Trippi's) tactics already have:

Meetups are going to be huge in 2008. So are blogs. Candidates are going to raise tens of millions on the web. Volunteers are going to be marshaled together early and put to effective use, not told to come back three weeks before their state's primary. And more changes are coming every day. (I predict the volunteer groups doing charity work will not revolutionize future campaigns, but I could be wrong.)

At the very least, Dean and Trippi are dramatically changing the process. And they have clearly turned this nine-man race on its head, at least for now. And the press--with a handful of wonderful exceptions--has no idea what to make of it.

So start using your heads guys. It's not that hard. Let go of your damn rulebook for one minute and consider the new playing field being created here, with some of the old rules still applying, some of the new ones eclipsing them. Think. It's really not that hard.

Maybe it's asking too much of these people, though. Of course it is. Can't the newspapers and newsmagazines and networks bring in some real thinkers, and not put them onto the daily grind to turn them into beltway boys just like them? Or maybe they should just consider listening to some of the voices already outside the beltway. Damn. I don't know how to fix their fucked-up profession. It's just deplorable, though.

And it keeps dragging the political process down with it. Thirty to forty years ago, the nomination process was wrestled out of the hands of the party bosses and turned over to the voters and . . . them. They control so much of the process, narrow the field down to jokers they're sure the country is going to pick, and they are so utterly pitiful at it the country is generally disgusted with the choices in November. Yes, I blame them. There are a lot of forces at work, but they are head and shoulders the biggest problem.

Dean is the first solid chance in some time of someone breaking out of their rulebook and getting nominated, and they need to just get the hell out of the way and let it happen. Or let it fail. Dean may fail. But let him fail if he's going to. Quit trying to drag him down for all your stupid reasons you can't understand.


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