Not your mother's Barbie

Tue, 07 Oct 2003 19:59:47 GMT

Salon has a story on Barbie collecting today. Hey! Why didn't they ask me to cover it? (I covered it for the New York Times last year, and had quite the time of it.) Oh well.

Looks interesing, though I can't read it till later. Here's the deck head and deck:

Playing with dollz
This isn't your mother's Barbie: Welcome to a Web subculture where pixelated gothic Lolitas, preps and weirdos are good wholesome fun.

I'll report back once I've read it.

Speaking of Barbie

Thu, 17 Jul 2003 20:43:15 GMT

Watching the illegal film "Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story" on my PC last night, I was inspired to go to the freaking New York Times site and pay to download my own Barbie story. (The 45-minute filme is acted almost completely by Barbies.)

If you click on the NY Times link in the left column (or here), you can now read the full story, instead of just their teaser.

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Thu, 17 Jul 2003 07:16:55 GMT

I've been hearing about this phantom film for years now. In 1987, a decade and a half before Far From Heaven, Todd Haynes created "Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story," a 45-minute dramatization of her rise and fall, acted (almost) entirely by Barbies. Mattel was none to happy, but saved from filing the lawsuit by his failure to clear the music.

I had thought it was impossible for mortals in the hinterland to get a hold of, but an interesting new Salon story by Farhad Manjoo provides a link to see it online. I'm watching right now, and it's pretty interesting. Nice little documentary moment just played out, explaining anorexia, and illustrating with shots of Barbie torsos and appendages. But mostly the Barbies are just the actors. Cleverly conceived. Definitely unique. Here's a fuller description at the site providing the link:

With Barbie dolls as the principal actors, Superstar portrays the life of Karen Carpenter and her battle with anorexia. Haynes never secured the rights to the Carpenters' music he used in the movie, and Richard Carpenter filed an injunction that kept Superstar from public release. Even without Carpenter's court order, the film would probably have been stopped by the notoriously litigious Mattel, the makers of Barbie.

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Watch it now, before it gets yanked. Though maybe it's been online forever and I just didn't know. I'm sure Joe Blitman will let me know. Hopefully. (He's the world's most respected Barbie dealer, and he helped me greatly with my Barbie piece for the Times last year. He's been lurking around these parts lately.) Update from Joe: he predicts it won't be on the internet for long. And I doubt it's going to go unnoticed, with Salon citing it. Watch it while you can!

The Salon piece, which covers much more than Barbie is good too:

Barbie, Starbucks and freedom
Much of the "illegal art" in a major copyright-infringement exhibition is just plain silly. But the giant corporations that dominate our culture want to squash it anyway.

Farhad is right on the mark, for example, about how lame this Food Chain Barbie display is. Just dumb.

(Meanwhile, I'm 2/3 of the way through the film--giving it half my attention as I compose this. Initially I thought it was a worthy novelty, a nice little experiment to watch for ideas, but it's turned into much more than that. It's really drawing me in, I can't take my eyes off it. When I get done here I'm going to start over and watch the whole thing uninterrupted. I could see going out to a theatre to see this. Nice work, Todd. Now that he's a bigtime director maybe he'll go back and get the permissions and get it released, though it's probably better to leave one legendary cult classic on your resume. What was Prince thinking when he finally released The Black Album?)

I'm almost through now; I put off dinner, can't stop watching. Oh God, the music is even growing on me. I had refused, steadfastly refused to participate in the Carpenters rehabilitation, but I feel my grip loosening fast. Crap. Another gayboy into Karen Carpenter. I don't want to be a cliché.

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