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| Tuesday, November 18, 2003 |
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This joke may be the only funny joke I have ever received via e-mail. It's also possible I'm the last person on Earth to get it, and that you have seen this months ago.
Attorney General John Ashcroft was speaking to the third grade class at a local elementary school. After about 20 minutes, he asked if there were any questions. Little Billy said, "How can you justify suppressing the right of legitimate protest against government policy under the guise of fighting terrorism?" Before Mr. Ashcroft could answer, the recess bell rang and the class went outside. After recess, Mr. Ashcroft asked if there were any more questions. "I have two," said Mary. "One: how can you justify suppressing the right of legitimate protest against government policy under the guise of fighting terrorism? And two: Where is Billy?" 9:34:23 PM |