"We're just going to bomb the hell of out anyone who doesn't have a McDonalds, doesn't think America is the greatest civilization in the history of the universe now or in the future, or just acts snotty because they know the one about 'fool me once.' But any nation that wants to suck up and doesn't care about global warming - hell, we'll leave them alone for now."

Press Secretary Ari Fleischer declined to elaborate, but passed out large foam rubber hands printed with "We're No. #1!"
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"It never rains in Southern California

But girl, let me warn ya

It pours. Man, it pours"

(circa 1970's radio - It sucks. man, it sucks!)
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