"What's your child's name?"

"Sha-theed."

"How is that spelled?"

"s-h-i-t-h-e-a-d"

He also told a story from a woman he works with. She was standing in line at the grocery store, admiring the child in front of her.

"What's his name?"

"Dejeunay. It's French."

"I know. I speak french."

"Really? What does it mean?"

"'Dejeuner' means 'lunch'."

I had a patient once whose first name was Alpacino. He said his dad liked movies.
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"Do you take any medicine?" "No. (beat) Just my blood pressure pill." "Okay, which one?" "The little white one."
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