What is the world coming to? Cleveland Police busted four Mennonite men for trying to sell $300,000 worth of cocaine. The newspaper story said the men were from Mexico (Mexican Mennonites? Named Isaak, Henrich, Frank and Cornelius??) and tried to smuggle the drugs under the hood of their car. What's next - Amish terrorists?

White Trash on Crack?

A Fairport Harbor, Ohio couple have been charged with theft and desecration of a statue of the Baby Jesus which they allegedly stole from a local manger scene. Police photographs show the Baby Jesus with a homemade knife in His chest, red eyes and a "666" tattoo. The husband-half of the couple said, "We're not very religious people . . ."
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They haven't scripmed on the talent, either. There are films directed by Ridley Scott, Tom Scott, John Frankenheimer, John Woo and Ang Lee. Guy Ritchie directs one called "Star" which features a snotty blond singer who may or may not be Madonna, and who cheerfully plays the part of a diva-bitch. Check out the film by Academy Award winning diector of "Amores Perros", Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu - a tense paranoid escape from Latin American military. And don't miss James Brown trying re-sell his soul to devil Gary Oldham.

There are trailers and director commentaries as well. As BMW advertising, it seems a strange approach. These are really nothing more than car chases featuring BMW's, but still, interesting bits of mini-cinema from famous directors.
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