Tuesday, April 29, 2003

Robertson Baker Fallwell, Televangelist Seagull has the keys to our afterlife. The brilliant Pesky the Rat devotes space this week to The Bird with the Plan.

Fallwell the Bird, has a fondness for alliteration - "and I got one thing to say to those sorry little minions of satan, those percolating pots o' prayerlessness, those everlastin' imbibers of evil, those heartless humungous hissyfittin' heathens o' hell - well goddamnit it, I've plumb forgotten what the livin hell I was talkin' about."

Here's just one of his Six Keys to Getting Into Heaven: "3. Don't get any i-deas. Now I mean that. Non-Seagull type folks who get i-deas go straight to hell. If y'all need any i-deas, you just come to me, an' I'll give you some o' mine."

Pesky and his friends provide the best anthropomorphic satire since Bloom County and Pogo. And the artwork is cool, too. Go there!
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