My new address is http://blog.zog.org.
Not because I was immensely dissatisfied with Radio, just because TypePad is the better service. That, and Robb's Law: I don't want to have a weblog (any website really) on a domain that I don't own.
Ik ben verhuisd
Mijn nieuw adres is http://blog.zog.org.
Niet omdat ik heel erg ontevreden was van Radio, maar gewoon omdat TypePad beter is. En omdat ik er een website kan hebben op mijn eigen domeinnaam.
zondag 2 februari 2003
Posted by: Ghost of Ann Landers
The Lord of the Rings
Or, The Muppets Take Morder
by Jim Henson
Elves:
It's time to pack the lembas,
It's time to fight the fights,
It's time to walk to Morder with the Fellowship tonight.
Orcs:
It's time to put on chain mail,
It's time to dress up right,
It's time to give the business to the Fellowship tonight.
Gandalf: Why did we ever come here? (whacks Saruman)
Saruman: I guess we'll never know. (grabs Gandalf's beard)
Gandalf: It's like a kind of torture (pokes Saruman in the eye)
Both: To have to watch this show! (Saruman pushes Gandalf off the balcony)
Gollum (screams)
"My Precioussss!"
(Gollum makes a run at Frodo, but he gets trampled by Dwarves, the Nazgul, three Ents and some Gondorian sheep)
Sheep:
Baaaaaaa!
Fellowship:
And now let's get things started...
The Dead Men of Dunharrow:
Why don't you get things started?
Frodo:
It's time to get things started
All:
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Tolkien-ational --
This - is - what - we - call - the - Hobbit - Show!
(Boromir blows his horn, then gets hacked to death by orcs)
Niet achterlijk. Waarom de Space Shuttle niet meer zou mogen vliegen.
't Is welbesteekt. Iraqis call shuttle disaster God's vengeance.
Harddisk gedefragmenteerd. En nu hopen dat het wat rapper zal gaan. In ieder geval weer op breedband.
Ziek. Al heel de dag in bed gelegen.
