Tales of Drudgery and Boredom

Michel Vuijlsteke's Weblog. Altijd al geprobeerd een dagboek bij te houden.

I've moved
My new address is http://blog.zog.org.
Not because I was immensely dissatisfied with Radio, just because TypePad is the better service. That, and Robb's Law: I don't want to have a weblog (any website really) on a domain that I don't own.

Ik ben verhuisd
Mijn nieuw adres is http://blog.zog.org.
Niet omdat ik heel erg ontevreden was van Radio, maar gewoon omdat TypePad beter is. En omdat ik er een website kan hebben op mijn eigen domeinnaam.

  zondag 23 februari 2003

Voilà, ik ben voor 't echt begonnen aan een filmscript. En ik ga het deze keer helemaal afmaken, en verfilmen, al was het maar met plastieken poppen.

Ron schrijft zijn films in het frans, awel dan doe ik het in het engels. Alhoewel, misschien verander ik het nog wel naar het vlaams. Alhoewel, vlaams is niet direkt een taal waarin een lovecraftiaanse horrorfilm tot zijn recht kan komen vrees ik.

               EXT. MORTUARY -- NIGHT

               Two men exit the mortuary. They are walking backwards,
               schlepping an IRON COFFIN behind them. We hear a series of
               loud clangs as the coffin thuds down the few steps down from
               the mortuary's front door. With the third or fourth thud,
               the coffin lid slips off and the coffin turns over, spilling
               its contents. We see a MUMMIFIED HAND; the rest of the coffin
               is hidden in shadows.

                                     JOHN
                         Urgh! Christ!

               The men sit on the steps, on both sides of the overturned
               coffin. They look utterly dejected.

                                     JOHN
                         Man... This sucks. I don't know why
                         we agreed to go through with this.

                                     MICK
                         Shut up.

                                     JOHN
                         I mean, it's not like we're getting
                         paid for this, is it?

                                     MICK
                         Shut. Up.

                                     JOHN
                         And anyways, why us? Why doesn't he
                         get his bloody women to do this?

                                     MICK
                         John--

               Mick is gritting his teeth now and clenching his fists.

                                     JOHN
                         I mean, he's got, what, like six 
                         of 'em now, right?

                                     MICK
                         --shut. the fuck. up.

               Mick is doing his best to stay calm. He is clearly not in
              
the mood for light banter. He may be beginning to realise
               this was not a good idea, but as he sees it there's a job
               to be done, he intends to do it and forget about the whole
               thing. The sooner this is over, the better.

                                     MICK
                         Fucking. Put. The fucking. Hand. 
                         Back. In the fucking coffin. Put the
                         fucking lid back on the fucking
                         coffin, close the fucking coffin--

                                     JOHN
                         Whoa, man--

               Mick snaps.

                                     MICK
                         And fucking shut the fuck up! If I
                         hear one more bloody sound from you,
                         so help me God I'll have your other
                         foot amputated and pickled, and I'll
                         have it force-fed to your children
                         with next week's Sunday roast.
Got
                         that?

't Is van SAS en straks van 24 op bbc2.

En ondertussen ben ik zwaar aan het twijfelen tussen C# en VB.NET.

Ik heb zo de indruk dat vb.net eenvoudiger zou kunnen zijn, maar aan de andere kant, ik programmeerde zo graag in C++ in de tijd... Ha, operator overloading...

Ik hoorde daarjuist Bart De Pauw op de Pappenheimers zeggen "spreekt één woord frans en poept gelijk nen tijger - moi".

Haha!

De mol!

Ik dacht echt dat het Corry was, maar nu is die weg. Enfin, 't is nu alleen nog maar hopen dat ze Sandra nog eens in badpak tonen.

Tiens, een amerikaan die niet kneejerkgewijs "france surrenders" zegt.

George Will saw fit to include in his latest Newsweek column this joke: "How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? No one knows, it's never been tried." That was certainly amusing. One million, four hundred thousand French soldiers were killed during World War I. As a result, there weren't many Frenchmen left to fight in World War II. Nevertheless, 100,000 French soldiers lost their lives trying to stop Hitler.

On behalf of every one of those 100,000 men, I would like to thank Mr. Will for his clever joke. They were out-manned, out-gunned, out-generaled and, above all, out-tanked. They got slaughtered, but they stood and they fought. Ha-ha, how funny. In the few places where they had tanks, they held splendidly.

Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая русь
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
пуст от победы к победе ведет!

The ultimate duct tape picture is still...

Priceless duct tape [Secular Blasphemy]

Do you know someone who needs hours alone every day? Who loves quiet conversations about feelings or ideas, and can give a dynamite presentation to a big audience, but seems awkward in groups and maladroit at small talk? Who has to be dragged to parties and then needs the rest of the day to recuperate? Who growls or scowls or grunts or winces when accosted with pleasantries by people who are just trying to be nice?

If so, do you tell this person he is "too serious," or ask if he is okay? Regard him as aloof, arrogant, rude? Redouble your efforts to draw him out?

If you answered yes to these questions, chances are that you have an introvert on your hands—and that you aren't caring for him properly.
[The Atlantic]

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