Things I'm hating on today:
1) BC. Those fucking assholes. It's impossible to describe with words at this point. Invading our damn pep rally with their pussy ass yellow shirts on. Bringing those faggot ass "thundersticks" into my stadium. Walking out of my stadium, chanting "ninety-three", with a win they did NOTHING to deserve, bitching about how we didn't "respect them".
God damn right we didn't respect them. For what? They SUCK. They were barely able to win a game that we literally handed them.
I still remember like it was yesterday, waking up my freshman year on BC game day, walking down the hall to the showers, finding them full of about 7 fat, swarthy, hairy fuckers, whose answer upon my asking "who the fuck are you guys?" was "We're from B-C." Just like that, with the emphasis on the BC, like I was supposed to be impressed with their 7-0 record and three shutouts.
We sent them packing 54-7.
It's not enough to just beat them anymore. I want to beat them 246-0, every year. I want their team plane to crash into lake Erie on the flight home. I want their managers to get cancer.
I want their coaching staff's dogs to die painfully. I want Muhammed and Malvo to shoot O'Brien's wife at a gas station after the game.
Well, maybe not that bad. The dogs can live.
2. That poor, poor myopic side judge that called Omar Jenkins' touchdown catch incomplete, even though Jenkins clearly never loses possession, his right foot AND left KNEE clearly land in bounds, and this ref was six feet from the play, looking right at it.
I really, REALLY thought I'd never seen, nor would I ever see, a worse call than that "incomplete pass" against Florida State the week before, where the receiver not only catches the ball, but tucks it away and THEN takes two steps before dropping it. But this was it.
It is, very objectively, the worst call, in any sport, at any time, EVER. There has never been a more obvious missed call on a touchdown. EVER.
This guy's gonna get SO many death threats this week. And not just from me, either.
3. Rain. I need to build a damn ark it's rained so much down here.
4. School. It just sucks, is all.
5. Anyone who's still hating on Kwame Brown. This guy's a damn bed of nails -- sleep on him at your own risk. 12 points, 14.3 boards, 4.33 blocks a game so far against 3 playoff teams.
Not bad for the guy O'Leary very shortsightedly christened "Worst #1 Pick Ever."
He's not going to be an all-star, and the Wiz will still be lucky to make the postseason, but Kwame Brown has arrived, and will be a star in this league.
-- Sparxxx
2:13:29 PM 
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