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  Friday, November 22, 2002


Just wanna make sure everyone's on their toes heading into the holiday season...hahaha...

-- O

*****TERROR ALERT!!! TERROR ALERT!!!*****

This alert should be sent to any American living in a city of over 20,000 people; any American who has plans to enter an auditorium, shopping mall, stadium, school, government building, library, church, nuclear power plant, hospital or any other building that stands more than two feet above ground level; any American living in or visiting one of the 50 states, Guam or Puerto Rico; and any American who isn't currently dead.

The FBI has received very credible information from very reliable intelligence sources suggesting that a major terrorist attack is being planned. Although we cannot with any certainty pinpoint a target, location, date, time, reason or anything else, we are fairly certain that something is going to happen, and we really mean it this time. None of you are safe anywhere or at any time.

The FBI is well aware that we have issued vague warnings like this before, and none of them have proved valid, but THIS warning is different. This time, we really have super-credible information, and we know a terrorist attack, possibly one larger than we witnessed on 9/11, is coming. We just don't know who, what, when, where, why or how. But be scared.

Really scared? Please? We mean it.

-- Tom Ridge, Director of Homeland Security (the guys who save your life every day...really)

P.S. Anyone who witnesses a person of African or Middle Eastern descent doing anything suspicious, such as buying groceries, driving a car or going to school, please report such activity to your local or state authorities immediately.


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