And now, for the easy part...introducing the biggest bulls-eyes of 2002...
The year's Prime Targets...of Hate!!!
(Again, these are in no particular order...except for #1, of course.)
- George W. Bush. If you don't know, you better ask somebody. You've likely been under a rock for the last decade, and you've clearly never visited this site before.
- Ja Rule. A toast to, hands down, the worst rapper of all time.
- Sean "Whatthefuckever" Combs. A general hip-hop parasite, and the man from whom the aforementioned wrestled his crown. Let's find another dead "friend" to pimp, huh?
- Nelly. Not as bad as the other two, but he's up there. Annoying as fuck.
- Jennifer Lopez. Speaking of annoying...bad actress, worse singer and more fucking overexposed than a bad roll of fucking film, which probably had her tired ass on it.
- Dick Cheney. Is he human? Can we get a ruling?
- Strom Thurmond. Just fucking die already, Vinyard.
- Ariel Sharon. Apparently, he doesn't care if we all die, either. Taking the self-preservation thing a tad too far.
- Everyone associated with NASCAR. Someone tell these idiots that what they do is not a sport.
- Dale Earnhardt, Sr. Actually, it's not his fault that he's become the Redneck Jesus.
- College football voters. Someone please take these idiots out of my misery and out of the fucking BCS equation. How does a four-loss team with no Top 25 wins (Paterno State) get ranked over a three-loss team with four Top 25 wins (ND)? Ummm...anyone?
- Keanu "Kenny" Reeves. Worst actor of our generation, which makes him Andrew Shue's best friend by default.
- Trent Lott. Too late to throw this cat the clue line.
- Kobe Bryant. Look in Webster's next to "overrated dime-a-dozen two-guard who has made a living off of Shaq." To the dick-riders...give me a fucking break.
- LeBron James' mom and his other guardian-like products. Funny how they all come out of the woodwork when the kid's a guaranteed millionaire. Ask his mother how many of his 7th-grade games she attended. Selfish hoes.
- Bud Selig. What a fucking mess.
- Joe Torre and Bob Brenly. How do you run out of pitchers in 11 innings? You each had at least 10 of them. And these are top-quality managers? Go back to sleep, Joe.
- Nicole Kidman. How does someone become famous for being dumped by a midget? Explain. She's not even good-looking, people.
- American basketball fans. For not realizing how far the NBA has sunk, even after we fail to medal at the World Championships. Rick Fox has three rings. Enough already.
- SportsCenter. For spawning a generation of athletes who'd rather look good and lose than win ugly. Maybe if they showed Jason Williams' 184 missed threes and his 9 assists to the popcorn guy every night, kids would actually learn the fucking basics first.
- Fox News. Has a media outlet ever been on an administration's nuts so hard? And can we get rid of the damn "America Strikes Back" flag backdrops?
- Dumbya. Because it all just comes back to his stupid ass, don't it?
-- O
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