Pelosi's Secret Weapon: Revealed!
Recently, I mentioned the fear struck into Washington's feline hearts by Nancy Pelosi's newfound mastery of the Female Glances of Doom. Male Republicans all over Capitol Hill are quivering under their desks, worried that they may be the next victims. In fact, fear of the Glances of Doom is thought to be the primary driver behind the Bush administration's recently released plans to re-start the nuclear arms race under the Phallic Symbol Expansion and Appreciation Program (PSEAP).
I've been asked for a deeper explanation of the Glances of Doom and their potential use against male felines in Washington. With the help of my Extremely Reliable Anonymous Source, Lumpy the Mongoose, I have compiled a grid of the top six Glances of Doom, as practiced by Pelosi herself. CAUTION: viewing the Glances of Doom may cause irreperable harm to sexually insecure males of all species.
Click here to view the Nancy Pelosi Female Glances of Doom.
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