Pesky's observations of the week
Observation #1: The five rodents in a suit who recently replaced Al Gore have been doing a capital job. I plan to nominate them for the Fakie Award (the special award given to exceptional fake humans). If I have time, I might take a turn or two in the head position myself.
No need to worry about the real Al Gore, by the way. He has retired to a tropical island and is mastering the art of bean cultivation.
Also, note the stellar performance of another recent rodent replacement job, Tom Daschle.
Observation #2: I have acquired the new Star Wars DVD and am sitting six inches from the screen, absorbing the gorgeous picture. As a rat, I only need a 19 inch television to get the big-screen experience. And with DVD, it's easier to fast forward past the Amidala-Aniken bits.
Observation #3: Hey! We caught somebody! Just not Osama. But we caught somebody! Now, can we refrain from invading unrelated Arab countries until we catch a few more? Just a thought.
Observation #4: It is never--I repeat--never a good idea for a rodent to investigate the source of a toaster malfunction without FIRST UNPLUGGING SAID TOASTER. Take my word.
4:15:40 PM 
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