Pesky's Observations of the Week
Observation #1: About a week after Trent Lott the Cat let himself out of the bag, President Bush has decided Lott's pro-segregation remarks are very naughty indeed. This confirms my previous suspicion that George is on a one-week DeLay.
Observation #2: Pesky the Rat is allowed to make obscure political puns any time he likes.
Observation #3: While President Bush condemns racial segregation, he's all for religious discrimination today. That's our George, making sure none of us knows where he stands long enough to launch our tomatoes.
Observation #4: My agent, Susan the Human, has a job interview today. I am rooting against her as gainful employment will cut into her time for The Rat. She keeps mumbling something about "food" and "health insurance". Humans are so needy.
Observation #5: It has been some time since we have heard from Snuffy the Cat. For those of you who joined me recently, Snuffy the Cat is the diabolical feline who radio-controls Dick Cheney at various undisclosed locations. What is Snuffy up to? Has he manufactured more feline implants and taken control of additional politicians? Based on Tom Daschle's defense of Trent Lott earlier this week, I suspect Snuffy may have a new victim. I will keep you posted as more information is available.
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