Gore says he won't run; wants to market
new line of feminine products with Paul O'Neil 
While the mainstream media concentrates on the political ramifications of Al Gore's decision today, only here at The Rat will you learn about Gore's real future plans. I have it on excellent authority that Gore is in the process of launching his own hand-made feminine products business with an unlikely partner, former Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neil.
Gore has always been intrigued by the intricacies of feminine products. To most men, the realm of pads, tampons, douches and other items is bewildering at best; but to Gore, such complexities merely provide a stimulating intellectual challenge.
For O'Neil, the motivation is more basic: he hopes to establish a commodities trading floor just for tampons. The new business will help establish his credibility in the field. O'Neil has a number of creative ideas, including Irish-themed tampons (applicator consists of a four-leaf clover) and 007-themed tampons (which double as lethal weapons).
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