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Foreign Affairs
bullet_blue (0k image) The Rat ponders the coming war

bullet_blue (0k image) Britain admits it plagiarized UN report from homework of 11-year-old California girl

bullet_blue (0k image) Bush's attempt to show Iraq's "smoking gun" during State of the Union address goes horribly wrong

bullet_blue (0k image) Rumsfeld terrifies Europeans by saying, "the center of gravity in Europe is shifting East"; millions of French & Germans desperately glue valuables to the floor

bullet_blue (0k image) Oregon real estate agent offers to help Saddam relocate

bullet_blue (0k image) Bush declares war on UN weapons inspectors

bullet_blue (0k image) Rumsfeld says lack of evidence on Iraq is evidence in and of itself

bullet_blue (0k image) Bush cites Iraqis for poor grammar in weapons declaration

bullet_blue (0k image) Raelian cult claims North Korean leader is clone of Bush

bullet_blue (0k image) Bush administration announces Santa Claus to support attack on Iraq

bullet_blue (0k image) Bush misinterprets UN map of falafel stands

bullet_blue (0k image) The Mother of all Quotients

bullet_blue (0k image) More Iraq Stories...

National Security
bullet_blue (0k image) Total Information Awareness Snapshot of the Day: Glenda the Bear

bullet_blue (0k image) Ashcroft declares ancient redwoods to be terrorists

bullet_blue (0k image) Dick Cheney caught skipping commercials with TIVO

Economy
bullet_blue (0k image) Bush says tax cut necessary to "heal a dividended nation"

bullet_blue (0k image) Bush: "Those of you with class have no right to make fun of those of us who have none"

bullet_blue (0k image) Worldcom inflated earnings to consume all available space in the universe within ten days

Politics
bullet_blue (0k image) Interview with Ron the Echinoderm, Bush Administration policy analyst

bullet_blue (0k image) Geraldo discovers hundreds of Democratic lawmakers in underground vault

bullet_blue (0k image) John Ashcroft accused of persecuting Sea Hares for sexual practices

bullet_blue (0k image) Bush vows to end affirmative action for white males

bullet_blue (0k image) New Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist chased by headless laboratory cats, nearly crushed by falling cow

bullet_blue (0k image) Interview with Tippy the Libertarian Cow

bullet_blue (0k image) The Nancy Pelosi Female Glances of Doom
bullet_blue (0k image) Henry Kissinger fires himself after watching reruns of "Dr. Phil", overthrows Salvation Army, declares war on mall Santas
bullet_blue (0k image) Trent Lott eaten by snake

bullet_blue (0k image) Bush proposes reverse paychecks for Federal employees


bullet_blue (0k image) Behind the Bush poll numbers

bullet_blue (0k image) Where the heck is Ralph Nader?

bullet_blue (0k image) Bio of Snuffy the Cat

Janet the Snake
bullet_blue (0k image) Janet the Snake defends tax cuts for the rich

bullet_blue (0k image) Janet the Snake defends Harvey Pitt

bullet_blue (0k image) Janet the Snake gloats about the election

bullet_blue (0k image) Intro to Janet the Snake

bullet_blue (0k image) Janet's original weblog

Misc.

bullet_blue (0k image) Guest Correspondent: Bitey the Dog

bullet_blue (0k image) The Rat rants about the pet psychic

bullet_blue (0k image) Rat Porn

bullet_blue (0k image) Eye of Sauron caught shoplifting at Wal-Mart

bullet_blue (0k image) Stanford scientists deny cloning humans

bullet_blue (0k image) The Insane Turkey Saga

bullet_blue (0k image) Duplication & Multiplication of Chickens Act (DMCA)

bullet_blue (0k image)Disturbing interview with Keiko the Killer Whale

bullet_blue (0k image) Full archives

 

Tuesday, December 17, 2002

Alternate uses for Trent Lott

1. Guy who taste-tests vanilla ice cream for Haagen-Daz
2. Lott's wife's saltshaker*
3. Affirmative action administrator for Howard University
4. Laundromat attendant
5. Clorox national spokesman

*But Lot's wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt. Genesis 19:26


1:03:08 AM    

 

Duuuuuuuuuuude.

Down with the Duplication and Multiplication of Chickens Act! Down with it now!

Ooooh! I like that. Do it some more.

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