The Rat attempts to attract new readers the old-fashioned way
It's been some time since I started my weblog here at Salon Blogs, and although I've built a tidy little audience, I have always had a desire for world domination. In that spirit, I have decided to pursue strategies to increase my traffic. It occurs to me that a few of my fellow bloggers have had great success in the world of pornography. Therefore, tonight only, I present to you:
Cookie the Rat
Rodent temptress
Five-time winner of the Playtex 6-pack award
Miss America (Rodent) 2002
On an unrelated note, the latest edition of the Virtual Occoquan, a collection of some of the best writings among Salon Bloggers, is now online.
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