Oregon real estate agent offers to help Saddam relocate
Patsee the Agent, a real estate expert from Yamhill, Oregon, says she has offered to help Saddam Hussein relocate if he accepts President Bush's offer of exile. Patsee, who has no idea who Saddam Hussein is, says she heard about the Iraqi dictator's relocation needs on talk radio. "I just heard this Saddam guy needed a new place to go, so I thought I could help," said Patsee. "I have a three-bedroom ranch home on ten acres with a working vineyard just outside of Dallas, Oregon, and I think he'd fit right in. The locals are all artsy types, and they like people with funny-sounding names."
Patsee says that if Hussein's budget is a little bigger, she can offer him a newly built "monster home" on a Yamhill county hillside. "I've heard people on the radio call Saddam a monster a lot, so I thought he might like a monster home. It's got twenty bedrooms, three and a half baths, and a gold-plated whirlpool tub for the dog."
A spokesman for Hussein said the dictator has no relocation plans, but if, hypothetically of course, he should have any sudden needs, he might give Patsee a call.
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