White House concerned North Korean missiles
might eventually target states that voted for Bush
White house policy analyst Ron the Echinoderm said today he and others in Washington are concerned about the growing threat from North Korea, and are worried that North Korean missiles might eventually reach Republican-leaning states. At the moment, the CIA believes North Korean missiles may have the capability to reach California and Hawaii. So far, however, no states that voted for Bush are considered in serious danger, as Alaska is an unlikely target and Nevada exists in an alternate quantum universe.
"As long as those Dongs are aimed at the commie pinkos on the coast, we're all right," said Ron, "but the second they aim those suckers at Idaho, there'll be hell to pay."
California Senator Barbara Boxer replied, "That's the problem in the world today. Out-of-control Dongs."
The Rat moves about the furniture
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