LOVE, HOLLYWOOD STYLE
Hugh Grant gave Sandra Bullock a new chess set with pieces representing the various exotic sexual positions from the Kama Sutra, all anatomically correct. Thank God. In turn, Sandra gave Hugh gift baskets with condoms packed in them. Ain't love grand?
GO FIGURE DEPT.
Makers of cigarettes get the hell beat out of them. This, while tobacco growers continue to grow tobacco and even get government subsidies.
THEY'RE OUT THERE
Granted the head of the Raelian Society has done a threatrical turn on his beliefs. But, in this age of Petri dish reproduction, who is to say human life wasn't seeded by visitors from a more advanced society Out There? Seeded? The way things are going now, one might say the planet was contaminated with a virus we call human life.
OVERHEARD AT DENNY'S
"I had an out-of-the-body experience Saturday night."
"Heavenly?"
"No. I meant I wanted him out of my body."
9:51:03 AM 
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