Monday, January 27, 2003

THE TROUBLE WITH MEN IS... Must be fed Buy their underwear or they will wear shreds Tell them how to entertain themselves Sex NOW or endure pouting or no-speak Not listening Not helping around the house Wet towels on floor Snoring Hogging space on sidewalk by using elbows Holding up while you fall apart Never ever uttering the word, "sorry" Cheating on wives & girlfriends at the same time Saving grace:  Cuter than puppies or kittens and you don't have to change their papers.... 6:13:53 PM    comment []