...Why does a beautiful woman make a mockery of herself?
I cannot be left alone with my thoughts at night, so the TV blares until the timer goes off. This is how the Anna Nicole show lumbered into my semi-coma. I sat bolt upright when I saw the visage that was Anna Nicole, more than a few pounds heavier. When she spoke it sounded like baby's first words.
Remember the Guess ads? Anna was a lush and lovely woman and still is. Why has she done this to herself? It can't be the money. All she needs to do is drop the pounds, and she would be Anna of Yesterday. If movies and modeling are out, she could, once again, be a Trophy Woman. Easy as throwing a guy a look, she's that gorgeous.
They say she refers to her breasts as "her puppies." When she's hauled them around for a few more years, she may drop the cutism.
9:42:13 AM 
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