LISTEN UP! Here's our deal.
Don't kill pests by ones and twos and handfuls, stomp them out and smash them under your boots. We've got the biggest and the best pest killers (in this case, 2,000 pound bombs). Anyway, watch your step because there might be a gaping hole in the ground where your house was. But, hey, we killed some pests in the process.
price list: (Subject to change without notice)
large cities ...............2 billion
Med cities.................1 billion
suburbs.....................500,000
Hamlets......................free (We need the practice)
Call in THE EXTERMINATORS. U.S.A.
"Revenge is Mine," sayeth the U.S. of A.
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