This story reads like a satirical article from The Onion, but it's a news story from MSNBC. Following a comment by his lawyer, Johnnie Cochran, that he is only 90% sure that O.J. was innocent in the killing of Ron Goldman and Nicole Simpson, O.J. volunteered that maybe he should "take a look at this".
My favorite quote from the piece:
The former NFL star said that, in light of the new revelations, he may slow down his search, which he said has occupied almost every waking moment of his life for the past seven years.
[base "]If it turns out that I[base ']m actually the one who did it, then looking for the real killers would be a big old waste of time,[per thou] Simpson said.
Look for this to be the lead skit on Saturday Night Live.
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