The Devil's Excrement





  The Devil's Excrement
Observations focused on the problems of an underdeveloped country, Venezuela, with some serendipity about the world (orchids, techs, science, investments, politics) at large. A famous Venezuelan, Juan Pablo Perez Alfonzo, referred to oil as the devil's excrement. For countries, easy wealth appears indeed to be the sure path to failure. Venezuela might be a clear example of that.
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Monday, March 28, 2005



The revolution created two new and revolutionary banks to help the "people": The People's bank and the Women's bank. However, in a country where the private banking system has had obscene profits for the last few years, the banks created by Chavez leave a lot to be desired as banking institutions and will have to be capitalized (again!) soon.

The people's bank lost Bs. 3.7 billion in 2004 on revenues of 5.6 billion and expenses of 9.3 billion. During that year 40% of loans outstanding were behind, compared with only 2% in the private banking system.

The Women's bank lost 1.47 billion Bs. with a morosity of 52%.

Of course, both institutions have spent lots of money in systems and travel. Both banks are already on their second information system in three years and the travel has been made in order to learn of similar experiences in other countries. Either those experiences were not too succesful, or the people sent on these trips failed to learn very much during their travels.



11:38:35 PM    comment []



Tulio Hernandez was an early supporter of Chavez and the Constituent process, but has slowly been turning around against the current Government and its leader. With this article in Sunday’s El Nacional he establishes, for the first time in my memory, a wide distance between himself and the “revolution”

Little stories of neo-authoritarianism by Tulio Hernandez

A planet where there are in military academies, nor policemen nor jails, nor currencies

Victor Valera Mora, “Relación para un amor llamado amanecer”

1.- Of Frustrations. She is 24 years old. She graduated magna cum laude at the journalism school. With meager savings she traveled to the US during six months to improve her English. A good friend found her a job at a Ministry. Enthusiastic about her new job, she rushed back to Caracas. On a Friday morning she was met by the Head of Personnel and after the interview de rigueur, was immediately hired. She was assigned an office and that same morning she started working. The reference from her Bolivarian friend had worked. The joy of the first job.

In the afternoon, about 3 PM, she was once again called to the Personnel office. “I am sorry”, the lady told her with a face of consternation “you can not continue here, we found out you signed, why did you do that? Why were you so imprudent? She added. The first job had not even lasted her one day. She had made a “professional” error: signing the request to recall the President. The smile of the morning is still frozen in her memory.

2.-Of boastfulness. The office is located in a building in the East of Caracas. Her boss, who had been named by the Minister, was abroad on an official mission. In the morning, two Government official burst in the office, Official Gazette in hand, and point out that new bosses have been named for that location. With the bad temper which characterizes cheap cops, the pair of neo-bosses threaten the professionals that are present, announcing to them that from now on they are the new bosses, they place a poster of Chavez and another one of Che Guevara on the walls and proceeded to submit-that is the precise term- to an interrogation each of those present and, without any prior authorization, with the aid of a technician that they brought expressly to violently access it, they begin reviewing the files in the computer of the outgoing boss, who you may recall, is not present. They say they are looking for irregularities. One of them, with the same literary style that the highest authorities have implemented in the country, exclaims: We are going to screw him so that he stops saying such B.S.!

The removed official returns to Venezuela, tells the press and the radio that his rights have been violated and a week later they publicly begin the process of “charging” him for crimes against the nation. Well known professionals lend themselves to the game, but we all know that, much like the boastful duo had warned earlier, the persecution has nothing to do with any irregularity (if that were the case, half the Government would be in jail)but only so that “he stops saying such B.S.”

3. - Of Dignity. She is an anthropologist. Despite her young age, she is a specialist in linguistics of the indigenous group which, according to the want ad she had read, the professional being sought should work with. Following this, the young anthropologist submits her CV and gets the job. But, oh tragedy! She had also signed the petition to recall the President. Nevertheless, in contrast to our first story, she is offered an alternative. :”In recognition of your extraordinary CV” says the bureaucrat interrogating her, “we will hire you if you make public a letter retracting from having signed the recall”.  The young lady, alarmed, irritated and offended, no even allows herself to respond to such a disparaging request and abandons the office. When she gets home, her parents back her decision. They celebrate it. It is a matter of dignity and values.

4.-Of footnotes. He works as a consultant for international organizations. He is regularly hired to write reports about specific topics. Generally the Venezuelan counterpart is a ministry or autonomous institute. At the end of last year he handed in a report. A few days later the official in charge of evaluating it gave him an appointment and told him his report had not been approved and he could not pay him his stipend…unless he corrected it. The reason? There were a large number of bibliographical references and citations, almost ten, to authors that are publicly against the “process”!

He now knows that the official censorship of Pedro Morales’ work when it was selected for Venice’s Biennial and the piece by Hector Fuenmayor “Mi delirio del chimbo raso”, vetoed by the Alejandro Otero museum, were not lies by the press but only a “bad custom” that little by little has been extending to other areas, until it just touched him.

5. - Of little Creole pioneers. It is a TV program called “Learning” It is shown at 9 AM in the official channel Vive TV and in parts of its transmission last Tuesday it devoted itself to showing a group of kids, members of the “patrolmen that protect our cultural heritage” or something like that, training three other kids that were visiting the headquarters of a cultural institution.

The matter was enough to fill you with panic. In the part that by chance we managed to watch, a kid, we concluded that he was the head of the patrolmen, was training the three visiting kids following the martial ritual of questions and answers with a loud and severe voice belonging to military forts or the little Cuban pioneers “At eeease… Stand in attention” shouted the guide while the visitors, with sweet clumsiness, were trying to follow his orders. Then the guide ordered “the salute of the patrol” to the group of kids and they would join their heels, placing their arms straight next to their bodies, trying to push their chests out and responding in unison: “Culture is the power of the people” a salute which the visiting apprentices had to emulate repeatedly, shouting as many times as their “guide” requested it. At the end of the program they ask the kids questions like: What did you learn today? To which they responded, among other things, that they learned about the voice commands of “closed military order” and that “culture is the power of the people”.

6.- Moral. Totalitarism acts like the lash of the paw of a lion: quick, bloody, evident, and unable to hide. Neo- authoritarianism, on the other hand, does it like a boa constrictor: it takes its time to slowly asphyxiate the victim, in this case, hitting it where it hurts the most, seeding with little fears their daily life to reach the same end: social control. Nothing evident and with the least possible blood.


10:26:10 PM    comment []



From today's Tal Cual quoting the Chavista Governor of Carabobo state, burping General Acosta Carles:

"Those that will be part of the executive staff (of his Administration) are people who do not belong to any political party, the indispensable prerequisite is that they have to be Chavistas"

Oh! I see!

12:46:29 PM    comment []



Chavez' Censorship in today's Washington Post by Jackson Diehl

8:46:35 AM    comment []



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