The Devil's Excrement





  The Devil's Excrement
Observations focused on the problems of an underdeveloped country, Venezuela, with some serendipity about the world (orchids, techs, science, investments, politics) at large. A famous Venezuelan, Juan Pablo Perez Alfonzo, referred to oil as the devil's excrement. For countries, easy wealth appears indeed to be the sure path to failure. Venezuela might be a clear example of that.
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Thursday, October 13, 2005



I don't know Anamar Gonzalez. I just saw the following letter in today's Tal Cual and knew I had to ask her for her permission to translate it and post it. It is written with humor and intelligence and it reflects the incompetence of this Government. If it was difficult to get a passport before, now it seems as if a virtual barrier has been placed on the process. Oh yes, corruption reportedly has been eliminated, but so has the possibility, briefly available to those that opposed the Government in the recall referendum, of obtaining this travel document.

Misión Passport
by
Anamar González

Starting eight days ago, my life has been turned upside down and all because of my
stubbornness in requesting a passport through the new service of the Onidex. I-who would wake up after six hours of refreshing sleep, would have breakfast, would go to the gym and would start my work day- now wakes up at unusual hours of dawn and come and sit in front of the computer, trying to catch that magic moment in which the server will allow me to be one of the 6,000 elected for that day to request the blasted document. I now drink one coffee after another, the bailoterapia classes are now history, my clients demand their translations and –to add insult to injury- I am about to suffer from tunnel carp syndrome due to the repetitive task of pressing the left button on the mouse.

At last I got in! I empty my data to “compose the Request Form” and I click on the “Save” tab.

I forget my religious skepticism and I entrust myself to Saint Christopher (The patron saint of travelers), to Jizo-san (a Japanese deity that accompanies those that begin long journeys) and to Ulysses (the mythical Greek hero of the Odyssey). The dreaded message of error appears once again. Time continues to go by and a huge ominous threat closes over my necessary visit to Spain, No, it is not a leisure trip.

I am going to a Workshop about literary translation in Tarazona and to look for new professional and work horizons. No, I am not pretending to return to the land of my grandfather. I want to offer my services as a translator to a number of Spanish publishing houses and continue working from here, my country. No, I do not know discouragement, nor I give up. I do not wish anyone to provide me with the name of the patron saint of lost causes.

I keep trying it and I remember four Government clerks comfortably laying in their chairs, as well as the tour girls, uniformed with brown vests and red berets, fighting the anti corruption battle, in the recently inaugurated office of Onidex in Maracay, and I ask: Why in an office as modern and full of workers, by all indications idle, can’t they process, let’ not say 6,000 daily requests, but all of those that are presented? Meanwhile, in a box on the left side of the screen, I see the image of the President and some words that I assume are his: “The strength of a Nation resides in its identity”. I swear, I never have felt so weak in my life!


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