The Devil's Excrement





  The Devil's Excrement
Observations focused on the problems of an underdeveloped country, Venezuela, with some serendipity about the world (orchids, techs, science, investments, politics) at large. A famous Venezuelan, Juan Pablo Perez Alfonzo, referred to oil as the devil's excrement. For countries, easy wealth appears indeed to be the sure path to failure. Venezuela might be a clear example of that.
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Saturday, October 15, 2005



--In an effort to make the electoral process more transparent and show the world that Venezuela is a wonderful democracy, CNE President Jorge Rodriguez announced today that in response to the opposition’s request that 47% of all votes be counted manually, the CNE had decided to count as many as 1%. Thank you! Thank you!


--Prosecutor Danilo Anderson was killed eleven months ago and within a week Prosecutor/Attorney General Isaias Rodriguez said the crime had been “essentially solved”. Today we learn that Anderson was killed by “crime multinationals” who received help from the CIA. Moreover, the targets were President Hugo Chavez and Rodriguez himself, but Anderson turned out to be an “easier” target. I see, the CIA and this “crime multinational” ran into trouble and decided to kill someone like the 457th person in hierarchy in the Venezuelan Government because it was “easier”. Very clear. I am sure there was soemone that would have been easier to get rid off.

--The Head of the National Institute for Statistics said today that Venezuela had advanced in fighting poverty during the last six years according to the new way poverty is being measured. The “old way” yielded an increase in poverty of 10% of the population under Chavez, but with the new measure there are improvements. He then proceeded to note that poverty in Venezuela is “different” because 96% of the population has electricity and 76% have refrigerators, which does not happen in other countries. He failed to note that this Government has built no new electric infrastructure in the last seven years and that the number of households with a refrigerator remains unchanged. I guess he was praising the IVth. The accomplishments of the IVth. Republic.

--And speaking of improvements in the quality of life, between 1985-1995 there were two cases of yellow fever and one death in Venezuela. There were 15 cases and 4 deaths in 1998. Well, today the Vice-Minister of Health talked about a “small” breakout of yellow fever with 43 suspected cases and two possible deaths. He talked about three “focuses” of yellow fever in the country in the South of Lake Maracaibo, South of Tachira and Cojedes and Guayana, saying it is “normal” for the illness to have breakouts in the second half of the year. Of course the breakout is in Portuguesa state. There have been seven deaths so far this year in Venezuela, five in states not mentioned by the ignorant Vice-Minister as being “natural” locations for the once eradicated illness in our country. Another victory for ignorance and incompetence.

--Finally, there was Hugo himself (can’t find link) denying that he was a tyrant as he is being accused. He said this was absolutely false, as false as the charge that Fidel Castro is a tyrant. I see, he really gets it!


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